Another Pun Bites the Dust

So the Lacrosse team, which I am a member of, returns to the locker room after a game to find that all the lights are off. The following dialogue ensues:

mr. Z: "Why won't the lights turn on?!"
mr. D: "Are you serious!? They seriously turned all of the lights off!"
ME : "Well thats just Off-ul!"
mr. G: "Shut the hell up! Your puns have been really bad lately."
ME: "Im sorry mr. G, I didn't mean to Off-end you."
everybody "(:"
mr. G "Ugh. shut up Mark"
ME: "Woah! Why are you picking on Dark so much today? It's quite Off-setting. Anyway, I'll make you an Off-er, I'll stop making puns as Off-ten as i do"

I actually have no intentions of following up on that offer.

And now for some wise advice:
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
-Gandhi